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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG
You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice - but I do! Now, here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. https://t.co/qyNEwgaqNs
11:24 AM · Mar 20, 2026
Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG
"Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game..." "Shave up not down, you idiot!" https://t.co/KBwTFxpyH8
6:13 PM · Sep 10, 2025